Saturday, January 07, 2006

Can feel the brain cells dying...

Having a cup of morning tea and surfing the internet brought me to various msn myspace blogs. All I have to say is that if Anne or Alice ever put one of these pages up, they are gonna get their little rumps paddled.

Some of these kids pages are so chock full of crap that it is almost impossible to tear your eyes away from the visual, audio and verbal diarrhea.
"*groans* *pop* daaamn that was good, i jsut took you're cherry *sparks up a cigarette*" from a young man in the military to a young woman.
"+I'm Indigo+
+I'm a "Mommie" of 4... Azrielle, Axel, Chill & Frisky+
+I'm not what your expecting, so don't think I am+
+Don't label me, I'm not a soup can+
+I state my opinion, don't like it, oh well+
+I'm old enough to know better but young enough not to care+
+I go to shows, I go to raves... Does that bug you?+
+Just like your average teenager, I smoke and I do drugs... But I DON'T drink is that a plus?+
+Yes, I can dress up but then I can dress down+
+I'm me... Please bring yourself to my table and don't try to be someone else, I'll turn you away+
+I'm one of the nicest people you'll meet, but also the biggest bitch+
+Don't bring drama near me... I hate it and don't need it so fuck off+"

This line is my favorite~
"Who I'd like to meet:
+Anyone who can carry on a conversation for more then 2 minutes+"

Between information such as that from teens with angst, to artists blogs where the folks couldnt spell their way out of a paper bag much less paint. What slays me is the tendency to use 'self-taught' and 'outsider' artist as a marketing tool, a phenomenon that has exploded since people starting selling the results of their artistic machinations on Ebay. I won't carry on with this line of thought, as it will make me sound like even more of a bitch than I already am.

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